Sunday, April 16, 2006

We like papaya! (Relight my fire!)

OOosshh!!!

Yes, today's makan session after soccer has sparked a breath of life into our fledging video project! But I suspect the sudden enthusiasm will die down very soon...Hahaha... But let's strike at the iron while its hot, yeah?

Anyway, I feel it would be better to do a parody of life in Singapore, instead of racking our brains to come up with a plot. Our short films should revolve around the recent issues that grapples the lives of ordinary sillyporeans.

For starters, you guys can read this very funny comic by one of the sunday times artist: Chewonit!

Coming up... General Elections 2006! and the indifference of sillyporeans towards nation building and giving a strong mandate to PM Lee!!!

Come on! Let the juices flow!!!

General themes:
  • What about crushing the opposition (what opposition?!)
  • Antics of opposition members (Case in point: NMP Steve Chia's nude photography "hobby")
  • Squeeky clean PAP party members who have never watched porn or masturbate before (in his entire life?!) Hmm...
  • Bo-chup, heckcare attitude during election period
  • Rather be out playing having fun in the sun at bintan
  • Drawing on ballot slips / Voting done in a split second (brainless choice anyway)
  • Constable A-cai comes knocking on your door - asks you why you never vote (PAP)?
  • Voting is sacred - YOUR vote matters! Failing which will result in you getting sent to the Gobi deserts for corrective training.
Progress package goodies given out by the gahmen.

General themes:
  • New topic of discussion at the office/wet market/coffee shop- comparing how much you receive
  • Complaining the monetary incentive is nothing but a ploy to get you to vote for the PAP, then laugh your guts out at the sudden windfall.
  • Mad scramble to signup to get the cash - then spend it away all at once on a luxury ticket item on 1st May (date when the money has been credited into our accounts)
  • Bet all of the money on 4D/Toto/Sweepstakes and hope tee-gong po-pee huat ah!!! (In actual fact, is donating money back to Singapore gahmen coffers again... -__-")
  • Why choose trouble? Take the money from the gahmen and tick PAP on the ballot slip (with one solitary tear drop streaming down your cheek... WIPE IT AWAY ALREADY!)
Some great ideas already right? What do you guys think? Please feel free to add onto whatever has been written here...