Monkey business

Yes, mongnet will be the star of our show. Right now, I think our most immediate task is to list down the "miiiiillions" *mock The Rock's voice* of incidents where our furry friend have embarrassed himself in front of many others (regardless of the central theme). It would be a good start eh?

And guys, please put down your email address on the tag board so that I can add you all the contributor's board mmkay?

Okay, to make sure everyone does their part, each contributor can only list 3 incidents of malau's malu-ness. Only after everyone on the board has done so, then another round of brainstorming will begin until all options have been expended. Then we'll see how to move on from there, cool?

Let me start first hor...

1. Sunday soccer malau says "Eh ehhh, lemme take cos emma dead piece specialist" (O_o"). What the fark? Dead ball + Set piece = Dead Piece? Maannn, were we stumped there...
2. We were walking past a electronics store when malau suddenly goes "WAAAAHHH!!!" at a sexually graphic scene being displayed on the TV set. Sipeh malu man... cannot appreciate quietly one... *tsk*
3. Malau's almost non-existent threshold level for alcohol. Quarter of a can of Jolly Shandy knocks him out COLD. And I was locked out of my hotel room in Bangkok on a history field trip back in AHS because of that. Omae yo yawai...

Actually come to think of it, whether these incidents are factual or ficticious doesn't really matter. You can give a radical spin on events like what our dear Captain Simian loves to do, or come up with just about any shit to write on him. Heck lah, he's the one getting flamed, why should we care??! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!