The Free Man's Last Post

The rain may fall, and the sun may shine but none shall dampen my spirit to see this film materialise. In the light of events that happened during last sunday's soccer session, may I propose that daniu be on our next hit list? Hahaha. I'm starting work tomorrow and this will be my final contribution as a free man before I officially become a prisoner of working life.

Mongnet's embarassing moments continued...

• On suggestions with regards to the mode of serving, the wise one asked: "So guys, shall we have buffet style or ah-la-kart-te?" *momentary pause from the gang* Meanwhile, a crow flew past and the chinese tea which I was pouring into someone else's glass overflowed because time just stood still. "I take it to mean that you are trying to say ala carte? " I asked. "Urrmm... yah" he replied before eyes shifting nervously to mask the malu situation at hand. BWAHAHAHA...
  
• Commenting on the fact that I actually went to a sex shop and asked how much does a cock pump for bob costs, he said: "Wahhh, kiat is so liberate..." *Time stood still again* I stopped twiddling the controls of the winning eleven soccer game on PS2, and turned around to laugh at malau. Everyone did too in a split second. To which, huili slaps malau for embarassing her. Kekekeke...

Shit, I can't think of any already. I'm sure there are plenty more. Oh wait, yes... the cycling trip at east coast where he cycled into a rubbish bin. Oh wells, anybody wanna write on that? Or should I leave it for my next post?

Monkey business

Yes, mongnet will be the star of our show. Right now, I think our most immediate task is to list down the "miiiiillions" *mock The Rock's voice* of incidents where our furry friend have embarrassed himself in front of many others (regardless of the central theme). It would be a good start eh?

And guys, please put down your email address on the tag board so that I can add you all the contributor's board mmkay?

Okay, to make sure everyone does their part, each contributor can only list 3 incidents of malau's malu-ness. Only after everyone on the board has done so, then another round of brainstorming will begin until all options have been expended. Then we'll see how to move on from there, cool?

Let me start first hor...

1. Sunday soccer malau says "Eh ehhh, lemme take cos emma dead piece specialist" (O_o"). What the fark? Dead ball + Set piece = Dead Piece? Maannn, were we stumped there...
2. We were walking past a electronics store when malau suddenly goes "WAAAAHHH!!!" at a sexually graphic scene being displayed on the TV set. Sipeh malu man... cannot appreciate quietly one... *tsk*
3. Malau's almost non-existent threshold level for alcohol. Quarter of a can of Jolly Shandy knocks him out COLD. And I was locked out of my hotel room in Bangkok on a history field trip back in AHS because of that. Omae yo yawai...

Actually come to think of it, whether these incidents are factual or ficticious doesn't really matter. You can give a radical spin on events like what our dear Captain Simian loves to do, or come up with just about any shit to write on him. Heck lah, he's the one getting flamed, why should we care??! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Our dream begins here...

Hola amigos, this could be the start of interesting things to come. Our fledging ambition to shoot our very own docu-movie has spurred the imagination of many through frequent pow wow sessions over supper at bedok simpang. Today, we don't need to talk and talk and talk without putting it into action. We don't believe in the "chui kong lan pah song" style epitomised by Bobby Du. Action bedek only. Nabeh. Kanasai. Therefore today, we take our first step into creating movie clips that will not only provide laughter among us guys, but instead achieve our ultimate goal of sharing this with the wider community on the net. I ask for the contributors to be proactive and brainstorm ideas which we will then put online for discussion. This blog will thus be the medium of communication for everyone and also the primary vehicle for the formulation of the script, and ultimately the docu-movie itself. Peace out people.